Random Mindfuckery..the bliss of swearing!BLEH!

WHAT MAKES SWEARING SO SPECIAL?NOT THE FACT THAT ALL THAT I/WE USE ARE CLICHES AND ARCHAIC(SP.THE F**K WORD WHICH I ADORE)bUT thAT IT REleasEs sPeCiAl HORMONES (LETS CALL IT :sWEARINSMOOTHULTRACALMNESS..!*!)WHICH SOOTHE OUR FIERY NERVE ENDS.wRINKLES DISAPPEAR AS tHE fROwN DOES!WE DO NOT GET THOSE LINES BEFORE 20!;) !

sWEARING MAKES me --

• hAPPY
• COOL
• SEEMINGLY vALIANT..(HEHE)
• ESTABLISHES OUR AMAZING VOCABULARY
• SWEARING UNDER YOUR BREATH IS EVEN BETTER THAN BLACK COFFEE:THE INSTANT HIGH IS MINDBLOWING..TRY IT.
• [THE WRITER IS BUT INSANE!]